MOUNTAIN LIFE - Blue Mountains | Fall 2017

64 ML BLUE FALL 2017 We sidle up to the bar on night one, weary from a 13-hour drive. When our IDs are questioned by a crew from down the bar, “Canada” is greeted by the normal responses of “Eh” and a crack about the price of our beer. Four visiting Minnesotans wind up recommending some local brew, show us the lay of the land via trail map, and kindly warn us to abstain from the inviting “Dude Soup” hot tub next door. Not so scary after all. When we strap in for the first time the next morning, we’re quick to realize there isn’t a time of the day when you can’t find first tracks somewhere on the mountain. There’s thigh-deep powder everywhere. Mount Bohemia has developed their huge tenure to a point where they can throw a middle finger in the air and do things as they please. (They also run one of the only snowcat operations in eastern North America on nearby Voodoo Mountain, 200 acres of steep and trackless Keweenaw forest.) The natural features and sugarloafs scattered throughout Bear Den on Bohemia’s northwest side are recipes for fun, the double-black-diamond runs of Middle Earth are perfect and challenging, and Haunted Valley is arguably the best rideable chunk of land east of Banff. Glade runs cover the majority of the resort, dotted with board-eating rocks and droppable cliffs. Work on your cardio before you go—hiking out is a big part of the adventure if you want to experience some of the lesser ridden trails (i.e., Little Boho is only accessible via hiking). The next morning there’s 25 new cms of fluff to enjoy, and the wheels on the ABBA bus go ‘round and ‘round. Lonie Glieberman, the operations manager, pays us a visit one evening and we end up talking about the CFL, and how Bohemia markets itself. Cheesed when we all agree the CFL is less popular than the Raptors or even Toronto FC, his theory as to why, ends up describing Bohemia perfectly. Player trades and constant shuffling keep the CFL from developing team and fan loyalty. Bohemia does the opposite—everything is allowed to remain as it is so riders, skiers and locals stay loyal, some of them making the drive regularly from two or three states away. Meanwhile, the hill has been allowed to develop its own identity as a hotbed of impressive natural terrain. “All of our competitors laughed at us when we opened,” says Lonie. “But Ferrari is always going to sell less cars than Chevy, so what would you rather drive?” The beauty of Mount Bohemia is a dedication to purity and a nonconformist attitude that’s both refreshing and contagious. The regulars look you dead in the face when they talk to you, and are happy to share the snow and good fortune. The most important thing to everyone—liftie philosopher staff included—is riding lake-effect powder until your legs can’t support you anymore; nothing else. Bohemia possesses its own pedigree, illustrating what the snow resort experience used to be and what it could be if we’d stop complaining about everything under the sun and appreciate things as they are. mtbohemia.com JT ROBINSON / COURTESY OF MOUNT BOHEMIA